In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Benjamin Franklin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny
YoungmanA woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Anonymous
All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
H.L. Mencken
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Remember ‘I’ before ‘E’, except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
Richard Braunstein