Home Drink Quotes Drink QuotesDrink QuotesDrink Quotes9Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny YoungmanA woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. Anonymous All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Homer Simpson 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. H.L. Mencken You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin Remember ‘I’ before ‘E’, except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey I drink to make other people more interesting. Ernest Hemingway The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. Richard Braunstein LEAVE A REPLY Cancel replyPlease enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address!Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.