drink quotes

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Benjamin Franklin

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


YoungmanA woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

W.C. Fields

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

H.L. Mencken

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Remember ‘I’ before ‘E’, except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Ernest Hemingway

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.

Richard Braunstein