HomeDrink QuotesDrink Quotes Drink Quotes By admin Drink Quotes 0 Comments In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny YoungmanA woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. Anonymous All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Homer Simpson 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. H.L. Mencken You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin Remember ‘I’ before ‘E’, except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey I drink to make other people more interesting. Ernest Hemingway The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. Richard Braunstein Tags:drink quotes About Author admin Add a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published.Comment:*Name:* Email Address:* Website: Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.